You made me look!
Your Best Meal: At Restaurant, or Friendly’s?
Well, Friendly’s technically is a restaurant…
I’m jailed. Please recommend me some good horror fiction.
Don’t let the guards see any slasher or dismemberment stuff. Might worry them.
I toss a stale fruitcake down there and hope for the best.
I mean, learning how to accept failure is a good skill to have.
Only the green ones.
AM radios being removed from cars
Hipsters are so thirsty for a lo-fi, immediate experience they are willing to turn to car thieves in their desperation.
Harry and Meghan New York Car Chase … Bullitt?
There’s the sequel!
Little Frustrations - The Place for All Your Minor Vending Needs
I tried going somewhere for my vending needs, but the machine wouldn’t take my dollar. I need to vent about that.
You guys really need to switch to dollar coins, instead of trying to feed those wrinkly singles into the vending machine.
Which band is usually credited with creating and popularizing South Park?
Umm, Primus, maybe, since they did the theme song for the show?
What’s your favorite example of Smegma?
My excuse is that I had just come from the " Why is “eat a dick” considered to be such an insult?" thread.
Ray Stevens has Passed Away (Rome, Vikings)
No, not the guy behind “Guitarzan”, “The Streak”, “Shriner’s Convention” and “The Mississippi Squirrel Revival”! Wait, he did songs about Romans and Vikings too?
In my defense, he’s old enough to drop dead any day now.
When Did Criminals Stop Having Sing-Alongs?
Why so serious, modern criminals?
Won’t miss him. He wrote a song/video making fun of the concept of global warming, treating anybody who takes it seriously as worth making fun of, thereby erasing all the goodwill I used to have for him. And this was relatively recently, too. He should have known better, but I guess he knows what would appeal to his audience.
Well, if someone is getting their politics, science or philosophy from a novelty song writer, I’d say they get what they deserve.
Maybe you need to wash it better?
Is there a rational argument for Dentistry?
None whatsoever. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to put my dinner in a blender so I can drink it.
Ever seen someone take their socks off in a fight?
I’m a manly man, so when I get into a fight, I strip off my shirt to intimidate my opponent with my manly muscles.
But socks?