Is there a rational argument for Dermatology?
No, they just made it up to sell creams and stuff.
Heheh, I keep reading it that way, too. Do they have a special fighting style that has to be done barefoot?
Ice Cream just sits there and melts in the hot sun. It’s rather nice anyway.
What?
You get a toe up your nose in a brawl, you won’t soon forget it.
Does being insured usually make people depressed?
Can I make the premium payments? Will my family try to off me for a big payout? Augh, this is so depressing!
Van Heusen parole reinstated by appeals court
Look, their shirts are boring and stodgy but is that a crime?
Taylor Swift and Beyonce; pistols at 10 paces.*
* I picked two superstars at random; no idea if they ever had any beef with each other.
Discussion thread for the Poly Only Thread
How did I miss the Poly Only thread? I need to start posting there.
I’m still trying to figure out what crime innocent ol’ Milhouse was allegedly guilty of.
Whatever it was I’m sure Bart put him up to it.
It’s not an actual thread title here, but on the same theme, I just misread a headline in my city’s email newsletter as “Summer Day Camps Keep Kids and Teens Busty and Engaged”. It actually said “Busy”. 
I keep misreading " My dissolving porch" as “My dissolving pooch” – not an appealing subject at all.
This thread that I’m currently posting in…
Missing Thread Titles
It’s a guessing game all around
Same here.
I did not misread the title, but since the main page no longer has Threadspotting, I just wanted to draw attention to this: