Are Trump and Palin going to Alaska on Friday?
They could probably wave at Putin from Sarah’s front porch.
I clearly hit the Tab key instead of the Del key. Where is that Tab anyways?
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin cued right up;
Drat. Just before 1;15 in.
“Condensation” as understood by Jane Austen
“Lady Catherine stood in the rain, as the gaseous water was converted to liquid water in the clouds above…”
The board messed up.
Have you ever seen a fascist in the wild?
Once I saw one goose-stepping down the frozen dinner aisle at Kroger. 
Must take place in Penisland.
Talk to me about general euthanasia for the elderly.
Well, that’s a strong suggestion…
What do models do with the foreskins?
Hey, what are we, the Penthouse Forum?
Where are all these f’ing files coming from?
Uh oh, looks like you may have been haxxored!
Have you ever been badgered on a vacation?
I imagined angry locals pelting annoying tourists with badgers.
Examples of internal demons as surnames
Old Nick Lucifer here, pleased to meet you.
My excuse this time is that the abbreviation in question did a backwards causality kind of thing to the first word, in my mind, since it is often used when discussing the often-bizarre beliefs of various crackpots.
Boobs you had in high school that you absolutely loved
I really need to get a life.
How many keys do you lose in a day?
Don’t get me started. You know me too well.
I don’t usually have these. But I was looking at the latest posts update earlier and for a second I thought we had a thread titled “How has the diseased, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today?”
Probably prompted by the recent posts on his health. Or maybe wishful thinking.
Jesus stopped by police, drunk driver arrested
Should’ve turned the wine back into water before the sobriety test.