CHIPPENHAM
Brick & Forge
Building & Hot Air Balloon Supplies since 1873
It’s a bit runny, sir.
“That brick is already asleep.”
Keith Maniac, Guatamala
What a terrible joke!
But it’s my only line!
I think it’s runnier than you like it, sir.
That joke was Britain’s entry for this year’s Rubber Mac of Zurich Award.
It lost.
'Course it hasn’t got any bloody flavour! It’s a bloody seabird, innit? ALBATROSS!
There’s gotta be SOME flavour, I mean everything’s got a flavour…
In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels.
And there was much rejoicing.
Yay!
How To Recognize
Different Trees from
Quite a Long Way Away
And now,
She’s got huuuuuge…Tracts of land!
No. 1 -
The Larch.
the Larch.
And now,
Number 3,
the LARCH…
THE Larch…
next week on
The Golden Age Of Ballooning
Louis XVI attempts to steal the Montgolfiers’ plans!
Well, I would destroy the lower classes, first with bombs and rockets destroying their homes and then when they run screaming into the streets, mowing them down with submachine guns. I know these views aren’t popular, but I have never courted popularity.
Your highness, when I said you are like a steam of bat’s piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark