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Good evening. Tonight on ‘Is There’ we examine the question, ‘Is there a life after death?’ And here to discuss it are three dead people.
Gentlemen, is there a life after death or not? Sir Brian? (silence) Professor? … Prebendary?.. Well there we have it, three say no. On ‘Is There’ next week we’ll be discussing the question ‘Is there enough of it about?’, and until then, goodnight.
Whizzo Assortment INTERESTING PEOPLE:
Secret Agent Teddy Salad and Captain Capenter
Do you want to come upstairs…?
Well, um, can we come up and have a look?
Size nine.
Yes, yes, as a matter of fact you can, actually I was interested in the possibility… of purchasing one of your… can I ask who you thought I was?
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
And of course there’ll be sport.
Well, er, yes, Mr. Anchovy, but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks, in chartered accountancy they are a positive boon.
You get a nude lady with fully comprehensive motor insurance. If you just want third party then she has to keep her bra on; if you just want theft then…
Suppose I said I was emperor just cause some watery tart lobed a scimitar at me, why they’d lock me away.
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Yes, a hat. A lion taming hat. A hat with ‘lion tamer’ on it. I got it at Harrods. And it lights up saying ‘lion tamer’ in great big neon letters, so that you can tame them after dark when they’re less stroppy
I don’t think there’s a punch-line scheduled, is there?
We’ll return to The Golden Age Of Ballooning right after this…
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He’s not the messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!
There’s no Messiah in here. There’s a mess all right, but no Messiah. Now go away!
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise… Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency… Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope… Our four…no… Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise… I’ll come in again.