So, let’s just stop gabbing on about it. It’s completely pointless and it’s getting us nowhere!
Splendid, splendid. Incidentally, do call me Tom, I don’t want you playing around with any of this ‘Thomas’ nonsense! Ha ha ha ha! Now where were we? Ah yes. Eddie-baby, when you first started in the…
You’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ 'em together!
Exactly. Birds is the key to the whole problem. It’s my belief that these sheep are laborin’ under the misapprehension that they’re birds. Observe their behavior. Take for a start the sheeps’ tendency to 'op about the field on their back legs. Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as…plummet. Observe for example that ewe in that oak tree. She is clearly trying to teach her lamb to fly. Talk about the blind leading the blind.
“Dave?!?!”
“Yeah.”
“Get your stinking feet off the bread!”
“I’m only wiping the cats’ do’s off it!”
“This is my wife Audrey, she smells a bit but she has a heart of gold.”
Ni!
That’s just what Jesus said, sir!
You have to know these kinds of things when you’re a king, you know.
Ooh I don’t like this, Ooh I don’t like that. Oh I don’t think much to all this. Oh fancy using that wallpaper. Fancy using mustard. Oo is that a proper one? Oo it’s not real. Oh I don’t think it’s a proper restaurant unless they give you finger bowls. Oo I don’t like him. I’m going to have a baby in a few years.
Yes of course I can talk, mother - I’m the Minister for Overseas Development.
Er, well my manager explained it to me. You see if you’re five miles out over the English Channel, with nothing but sea underneath you, er, there is a very great impetus to say in the air.
For the last time, I am not Sir Philip Bleedin’ Sydney.
Don’t call me Eddie Baby!
There are some who call me…Tim.
Oh no, no you have to say dog kennel to Mr Lambert because if you say mattress he puts a bag over his head. I should have explained. Apart from that he’s really all right.
“How do you do.” (Cleese as Mrs. Dreary Fat Boring Old Git, who, a couple moments later, pukes into her purse)
Eee I were all hungry like!
::One dead unjugged rabbit fish later::
I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year, and so are the mangoes. (winks)