Gaskell: “Toledo Tit Parade”? What sort of play’s that?
Spaniard: It’s very visual, Señor.
We are now the Knights who say…“Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing, z’nourrwringmm.”
O knights who… until recently said “Ni!”
Hello, good evening, and welcome to ‘It’s A Living’. The rules are very simple: each week we get a large fee; at the end of that week we get another large fee; if there’s been no interruption at the end of the year we get a repeat fee which can be added on for tax purposes to the previous year or the following year if there’s no new series. Every contestant, in addition to getting a large fee is entided to three drinks at the BBC or if the show is over, seven drinks - unless he is an MP, in which case he can have seven drinks before the show, or a bishop only three drinks in toto. The winners will receive an additional fee, a prize which they can flog back and a special fee for a guest appearance on ‘Late Night Line Up’. Well, those are the rules, that’s the game, we’ll be back again same time next week. Till then. Bye-bye.
You probably noticed that I didn’t say, “And now for something completely different,” just now. This is simply because, I am unable to appear in the show this week. Sorry to interrupt.
You try that around here, young man, and we’ll slit your face.
This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.
Still, what is washing when we are on the verge of a great scientific breakthrough?
That’s not Picasso - that’s Kandinsky.
No, I fling her.
I’ve 'eard of unisex, but I’ve never 'ad it!
I agree that the army should take over, but I think it should not interfere with the programme of street executions, which I feel have been the shot in the arm that the British economy so desperately needed.
One thing is for sure; a sheep is not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the comparatively simple act of perchin’.
King of the who?
Good evening. Tonight on “It’s the Mind”, we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we’ve lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened tonight on “It’s the Mind” we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we’ve…
Wainscotting … Wainscotting … Wainscotting … sounds like a little Dorset village, doesn’t it? Wainscotting.
Don’t call me “Señor!” I’m not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr. Biggles or Group Captain Biggles, or Mary Biggles if I’m dressed as my wife, but never “Señor!”
We’ve been mentioned on telly!
You must now cut down the tallest tree in the forest … with … A HERRING!!!
Well I may be an idiot but I’m no fool.