Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime!
Of course, it’s a bit of a jump isn’t it? I mean, er, chartered accountancy to lion-taming in one go. You don’t think it might be better if you worked your way *towards *lion-taming, say, via banking…?
Well ladies and gendemen, I don’t think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsuladng the intricacies of Proust’s masterwork, so I’m going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits.
O, give to me a shillin’ for some fags and I’ll pay ye back on Thursday, but if ye can wait 'til Saturday I’m expecting a divvy from the Harpenden Building Society.
Good morning, I’d like to buy a book please.
Come to think of it, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do.
This house is surrounded. I must ask that no one leave the room. I’m Chief Superintendent Lookout.
No, no, no, no! No. I don’t want to wait. At nine o’clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming.
I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off.
All right… all right, the house is surrounded and nobody leave the room and all the rest of it. Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer.
Hello, sailors! Listen, guess what? The Minister of Aviation has made me head of RAF Ola Pola!
I don’t like spam!
In your plan, A Better Britain For Us, you claimed that you would build 88,000 million, billion houses a year in the Greater London area alone. In fact, you’ve built only three in the last fifteen years. Are you a bit disappointed with this result?
Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left!
Allow me to introduce myself. I’m afraid I must ask that no one leave the room. Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Inspector Tiger.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Galloping through the sward.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
And his horse Concorde.
He steals from the rich
And gives to the poor.
Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore.
Nobody move! I’m Chief Constable Fire.
I want to know what’s going on! I think you’re deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I’m going straight out of here and I’m going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I’m going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?
Well, while the Minister is answering this question, I’d just like to point out the Minister’s dress has been made entirely by hand from over three hundred pieces of Arabian shot silk, specially created for the Minister by Vargar’s of Paris. The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of the Minister’s fine bone structure.
I sentence you to be hanged by the neck until you cheer up.