I have not been washing very thoroughly for many years now.
Splunge!
Oh sit down! Sit down! Sit down! There’ll be plenty of time for that later on. Now boys, here’s my idea…
We done passionfruit.
Mind if we call you “Bruce” to keep it clear?
Oh you’re no fun anymore.
It’s…
You cloth-eared heap of anteater’s catarrh!
I understand that, about thirty years ago, you were interested in train-spotting.
I didn’t really call you Eddie-baby, did I, sweetie?
Stop that! Stop that! You’re not going into a song while I’m here.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzip
Message for you, sir.
Excuse me, could someone give me a push?
Fish breathe, throat.
But it’s my only line!
Aha! Antisemitism!
Albatross!
Nothing to do with me. I’m not in this show. This is show five - I’m not in until show eight.
And now for something completely different. A man with three buttocks.
[caption] THAT SKETCH HAS BEEN ABANDONED