…Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam…
Listen mate. I’m beginning to have my doubts about you.
Michael, you tell them about it.
What an eccentric performance!
That gives you just some idea of what’s going on out there. Today saw the long-awaited publication of the Portman Committee’s Report on Industrial Reorganization…
Spaaaam!
Mr. DeBakey’s free, but he’s a little bit conciliatory. Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard; room 12.
I’ll have your spam, dear. I love spam.
Superintendent Harry “Snapper” Organs of Q Division takes up the story.
You make me sad.
Silence, naughty lady of the night!
The BBC would like to announce that the next scene is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people’s heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there’s another bit where I’ll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it’s just the way he’s holding the spear.
I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet.
Splunge!
Who’s giving the orders round here?
Skip a bit, brother.
Is this character giving you any trouble?
- Oh, mother, don’t be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
- Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn’t really like her that much.
Sketch just starting, actor wanted
Oh! I must be in the wrong sketch.