Always look on the bright side of life 
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table
Is your name not Bruce, then?
My name is Roger the Shrubber.
Mrs. Brown: [sigh] Makes you feel so, sort of, insignificant, doesn’t it?
Dr. Spenser: Can we have your liver, then?
Mrs. Brown: Yes, alright, you talked me into it.
The sacred volcano Andu! Which no man has seen before.
No large piles of money in safes?
I just like the word. It gives me confidence. Gorn … gorn. It’s got a sort of woody quality about it. Gorn. Gorn.
We’ll never get out of here… we’re completely lost, lost. Even the natives have gone.
You needn’t eat the leg, Thompson. There’s still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.
Gentlemen! I have bad news. This room is surrounded by film.
The BBC would like to apologize for the extremely poor quality of the next announcement, only he’s not at all well.
It is a silly place.
That’s Mr. Kamikaze, the pilot. He’s very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.
I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to argue any more.
Yes, I did!
It’s the bishop!
If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.
It’s…
Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You.