A man on his death bed was speaking with his wife.
“Helen,” he said, “We’ve been through so much together. Do you remember when the shop burned down, and we lost everything of value we had in this world? We had to start over from nothing, but you were by my side.”
His wife solemnly replied, “I remember, dear.”
“Helen,” he continued, “when our son was killed in that terrible car accident, I was heartbroken. I didn’t think I could go on, but you were by my side.”
His wife began to softly cry, “I know, dear.”
“And now,” the man went on, “I’m about to leave this world. In my final moments, where are you?”
His wife sobbed, “Right here by your side, dear.”
“Helen,” the man said, “I’m beginning to think you might be bad luck.”
If Bill Murray sees his shadow today
6 more years of Covid.
The fireman climbs the ladder to a bedroom of a burning house, and there he finds a curvaceous brunette."
Ah,he says,you’re the second pregnant girl I’ve rescued this year.`
But I’m not pregnant!
You’re not rescued yet.