Why is Cinderella so bad at football?
A. Because she’s got a pumpkin for a coach
B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
Americans:
It’s Mom not Mum
It’s Chips not Crisps
It’s Fries not Chips
It’s Color not Colour
It’s Soccer not Football
It’s Football not Rugby
Britons:
It’s School not Shooting Range.
Before my buddy died I asked him if there was football in heaven.
A few days later I saw his ghost. He said
“Good news, there is. Bad news, you start tomorrow.”