Older married couple are arguing at the airport prior to getting on their flight:
“It’s pronounced, ‘Havaii.’”
“No, it’s, ‘Hawaii.’”
“‘Havaii.’”
“‘Hawaii.’”
“Let’s ask this gentleman. Excuse me, is it pronounced, ‘Havaii,’ or, ‘Hawaii?’”
“‘Havaii.’”
“Thank you.”
“You’re velcome.”