So Taylor Swift stumbles upon a Time Machine.
She accidentally goes back in time and wanders into a university. As she’s looking around an older man walks in talking to someone about how galaxies are moving away from us.
The man sees her and asks, “who might you be, young lady?”
“I’m Taylor Swift,” she answers, and he is about to introduce himself when she holds up her hand to stop him. “I knew you were Hubble when you walked in."
One night a husband and wife were sleeping and suddenly the wife woke up.
"Honey, wake up! I think there’s a burglar downstairs, and it sounds like they’re eating the cake I made!” said the wife.
Half asleep, the husband answers, "So should I call the police or the ambulance?”
Job Interviewer: It says here you went to Harvard University.
Interviewee: Yes, sir. For my cousin’s graduation.
I asked my brother if he had heard of the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.
He said “No, but I’m sure I’ll start hearing about it everywhere now!”
An Egyptian Orthodox Church was vandalized.
They called the Copts.