Did you hear Muhammad Ali burnt his hand in a few fights?
That’s what happens when you punch George Foreman in the grill.
I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing.
He said, “Knock yourself out!”
Imagine missing a payment on a TESLA,
and the car drives itself back to the dealership.
Did you know Ukraine has no Walmarts?
Only Targets.
The White House is looking for a commercial sponsor for this year’s Easter Egg Hunt.
How 'bout Pravda?