Hi, I’m Pandora!
Welcome to my unboxing video.
What instrument do musically-inclined scientists play?
The Higgs-Bassoon.
There’s one good thing about being hit in the head with a bottle of A&W Root Beer.
It’s a soft drink.
What do you call a purple boat with a trebuchet and a telescope?
A one-eyed, one-armed, floating purple people yeeter.
This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture.
I told her that I am looking for matches.