Attention: Be careful of Black Friday scams. I ordered my wife some expensive jewelry for Christmas and instead I received a new deer rifle and 6 boxes of ammo.
The day when I can yell, “where is my phone?” and it yells back, "down here in the couch!!'. Then it will really be a smartphone.
Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips; yet you tiptoe but not tipfinger?!
‘The neighbor’s kids challenged us to a water fight.’
‘I’m in.’
‘Just waiting for the water to boil.’
‘What?’
“Maybe you’re right, I should go back to college.”
“I said, you start taking collagen.”