How many Methodists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve: one to hold the ladder, one to climb the ladder, and ten to form a committee to organize a potluck to welcome the new bulb.
How many Episcopalians to change a lightbulb?
Seven: one to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and five to talk about how much better the old bulb was.
How many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The bulb will go on and off at predestined times.
How many Unitarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb service, in which we will explore the number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all being equally valid paths to luminescence.
How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb?
What’s a light bulb?
(From various sources, none original to me.)