I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I had with an airport baggage handler.
He lost my case.
Scene at the supermarket…
Customer: Pardon me, but are these vegetables genetically modified?
Clerk: No, sir. Why do you ask?
Carrot: Yeah, why do you ask?
I hear Grasshopper meat is a great source of protein; sustainable, and you can eat them cold!
Locusts, on the other hand, have to be swarmed up first.
The inventor of the wind chill factor died this week.
He was 86 but felt more like he was 64.
I told my daughter, “Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?” She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. “It’s true!”
“When was the last time you ate a monkey?!”
