Why did the corn maze go back to school?
It was tired of working in a dead end field.
Four college students are having a great time on spring break.
So they decide to spend an extra week away from class. One of the students calls his professor, and says “prof, we are stuck in Daytona beach. We won’t be able to make it back in time for exams because the tire on our car blew. We need to get it fixed before we head back”.
The prof says “no problem. Your safety comes first. Do what you need to, and when you get back the four of you can write the exam at that point”.
So the students live it up for another week. Drinking. Partying. Etcetera.
When they get back to school a week later, the prof welcomes them, sits them each in different rooms, and hands them the exam.
When they turn the page over to start writing, they find their exams have only one question: “Which tire?”
A cop pulls over a guy on a motorcycle…
and asks him for his name.
“My name is Ed.” he said.
“Just Ed? no last name?”
“Just Ed.”
“care to explain?” asked the cop.
"Well, it started a long time ago. I was Ed Johnson. As a kid, I always wanted to be a doctor. So I studied hard and finally graduated medical school. From then on, I was known as Ed Johnson, M.D. After a few years, I wasn’t happy and decided to pursue my true love. Dentistry. I went back to school and got my D.D.S. From then on, I was Ed Johnson, M.D., D.D.S. Things were good till I got V.D. from sleeping with one of my patients. At that point, I was known as Ed Johnson, M.D., D.D.S. with V.D. Well, the board found out I slept with one of my patients and stripped my D.D.S from me. Shortly thereafter, the AMA took away my M.D. I was now just Ed Johnson with V.D. a few years after that, the V.D. took my johnson due to infection.
Because of that, I’m now just Ed."
Trump as president visiting kindergarten, school and prison…
So, Trump with Mike Pence visits institutions around US to see what he can do to make infrastructure better for people.
First, kindergarten. He sees leaking roof, worn out toys and playground, underpayed teachers.
- Mike, write down, let’s donate from federal budget 1 milion $ to each kindergarten
Then they went to school’s. Bad buildings, old computers, everything falling apart.
- Mike, write down, 2 milion $ for each school.
And finally, prisons. Small cells, nothing inside, dirty, gangs, broken toilets, muddy yards, teribble smell.
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Mike, write down, 100 milion $ for prisons! I want everything to be perfect, inside and out, like my hotels!
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I am sorry Donald, but, shouldn’t we invest that in kindergartens and schools?
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Mike, you just don’t get it. You think that after my presidency I’m going back to school?!
A Chinese factory recently had massive layoffs, leaving hundreds angry…
…at having to go back to school.