Huh. I was also in a skit when I was about that age. I was sure someone must have posted the Three Rivers skit, but I didn’t see it.
My favorite is still the Lawnmower Skit. One scout is hunched down on the ground playing the part of the lawnmower, while another scout tries to start it by miming pulling a cord, at which the lawnmower goes “WHIRRR PUT Put put…” and stops. Another scout tries, to the same result, until eventually you get the mark (usually an adult leader) to try it, whereupon the lawnmower goes “WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR” and keeps on going. At this, the first scout says “Thanks, I guess all it needed was just a big jerk!”.
Usually i just lurk and read these and giggle but i loved this + L’ed OL and just sent to about 10 friends. 
Intellectual knock knock joke:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
[Repeat until exhaustion]
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Philip Glass
Prof Pepperwinkle obviously needs to work on his delivery !!
Prof messed up his delivery on the first one, so he had to make the second count.
I didn’t realize that I was taking the Prof’s joke. I did find out that I wasn’t making Draculas though, it’s only Dracula if it’s from the Transylvanian region of Romania, otherwise it’s just sparkling vampire.
For Halloween I’ve got a job making plastic Draculas
There’s only two of us working here so I have to make every second count.
#3 in a series. Collect 'em all!
What does Santa use to clean his suit for Christmas?
YuleTide.
If there was a reindeer racing league, what would it be named?
NASCARibou.
How many reindeer were left after Santa got stranded in the mountains?
Only one. Donner ate the rest.
Did you know there is a 10th reindeer?
It’s true. His name is Jerry and he is in charge of managing deliveries that the elves had, which includes food orders. He started his own business.
Its called “Deer Dash”!
He even made a party out of it, that sick bastard.
Heh, solid joke.
Polar bear news:
Manitoba
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/polar-bear-cub-adopted-churchill-9.7019054
Rare instance of polar bear cub being adopted near Churchill verified by scientists. Only the 13th case of cub adoption in the western Hudson Bay area, say researchers.
I thought the waiter who brought the cheese stank…
…but the wine waiter was sommelier.
What is the highest rank in the popcorn army?
Colonel.
We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, but why was it that 7 8 9?
7 needed 3 square meals a day.
When a mosquito lands on your testicles…
You learn that violence isn’t always the answer.
Why did Santa quit shaving and grow out his now long white beard?
Same reason why he’s called “Saint Nick”.
I realize I am extremely late here (actually did a search on something else).
But, FWIW, American Sign Language has separate lexical items for “ape” and “monkey.”
A police officer called his supervisor while on site of a murder scene.
“Yeah, the wife knocked her husband over the head with a cast iron skillet after he walked on her freshly mopped kitchen floor.”
“So, did you arrest her?”
“Not yet, the floor’s still wet.”
I heard an Irish joke eons ago, involving sex. I think there was some misunderstanding, and the wife was expecting it – again. The punchline was, ‘Ah, startin’ in again, are ye?’
Does anyone know the joke?
If there was a salmon racing course, what would it be called?
A loxodrome.
A slalmon course?