“Alas,” cried Gandalf, “that is the very thing I feared the most since entering into Moria.”
The demon advanced, its bells chiming discordantly.
“That’s the jingle bell,” muttered Gandalf.
Another step.
“That’s the jingle bell.”
Another step.
“That’s the jingle Balrog!”
At least it didn’t have “Villanova” carved in cruel runes on its chest.
This morning, I coughed up a pawn, a bishop, and a rook. I must have a chess infection.
It was a rough knight.
Was that a “Bored of the Rings” reference? With the Ballhog?
If so, well done!
dribble dribble dribble shoot
I think I had the same virus, but I was just a little horse.
The ‘good ole days’!
A sad candy cane.
“But wait, there’s myrrh!!”
Crisp Cringle.
He grew three sizes that day.
He went down in History.
That made me remember a similar joke:
What’s black and white and blue all over?
A sad zebra. Or skunk.
What’s black and white and red all over, and has trouble going through a revolving door?
A nun. With a spear through her head.
Christmas Dad Joke!!!
I started using this background in my Teams meetings today. I liked the challenge of staying centered on the chair, but I noticed that when I leaned back I looked tiny compared to the chair and huge when I leaned forward. So, after pointing this out to my coworkers …
(leaning back) We didn’t think much of Greg when we first met him …
(leaning forward) … but then he grew on us!
A general groaning ensued.
Santa has started doing fast food deliveries as a sideline. He calls it DeerDash.
