True, but an exclam puts more bang in the joke.
But then, it risks being interpreted as 0! factorial. Which is totally diff–
Oh.
“I need to borrow you phone.”
“Why? How much power do you have left?”
“The battery thingy was at one McConnell 20 minutes ago.”
Yeah, that was my thinking.
Maybe, but when I attempt to write a joke I like it to work equally well written or spoken. I suppose the spoken version of ‘0!’ might be to say it loudly and enthusiastically.
Or use software-speech, “Oh-bang.”
Hmm, that sounds like the punchline to quite another kind of joke 
DENIAL: Knowing that cats have excellent night vision, then thinking that them walking across your face in the middle of the night is an accident instead of deliberate.
Male commentator, “I was so excited over the McGregor fight. I waited all evening for some action and it was over in 20 seconds.”
Female, “Now you know how I feel.”
Turtle soup and waffles on the menu at Cafe de Hades soon.
“Security is what most women are looking for in a relationship.”
“How do you know that?”
“Because that’s what most women yell when I start flirting with them.”
“Are you going to the party?”
“No, I’m a social vegan.”
“A what?”
“I avoid meet.”
Any pan can be non-stick if I non-cook in it!
Man, “Women are so hard to read.”
Woman, “Well actually we just wan-…”
Man interrupting, “Such complicated creatures,”
Woman, “If you would just liste-…”
Man, “So mysterious.”
Woman, “Have you seen my Tik Tok?”
Man, “Good God, How old are you? It’s called a watch.”
“To all us big ladies…”
“Don’t be afraid to get on top. If he dies, he dies.”
“When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children. Just like the bottle says.”
AMAZONESIA
When a package arrives and you have no idea what you ordered.
Related Public Service Announcement: DON’T DRINK AND PRIME!
I’m never sure if I have free time or I just forgot to do something.
What do you call a medieval lamp?
A knight light.
If every vehicle in our country was pink, what would our country be called?
A pink carnation.
William Shatner tried to start a lingerie brand.
“Shatner panties” just didn’t work out.
(This is another of those “say it out loud” jokes.)
Satan: “I punish evil doers in the afterlife for all eternity and I’m the bad guy?” Sheesh.
imgbb is being stubborn again. I’m just seeing an “Upgrade to Pro” message there.
EDIT: But from the filename, I can guess what that is.
The newspaper has been altered to the Dewey Defeats Truman headline in the 1948 Chicago Daily Tribune
Altered to what?
Altered from what?
Replacing the real newspaper with this famour photo’s newspaper.
The original USA Today or whatever it was.
I know the photo. How was the image we can’t see altered to use it? Was the headline changed to ‘McConnell Defeats Truman’? ‘Truman Defeats McConnell’? I’m trying to understand how the famous photo could be turned into a McConnell joke.
To solve this conundrum, please find a different image host for your image?