But a lot of fun once you get going.
When they failed they had to barium.
Barium? I thought they were able to get a Krypton sale.
Couldn’t get it as there was a raid on the premises
Oh, that’s right, I heard about the raid… xenon the TV news.
I heard toward the end, they needed multiple joint replacements. The docs never got to do hip replacement surgery, but they were able to get a Neon.
I guess there’s nothing left for me to say, but…
Og Smash!
What, can’t make a proper pun out of ‘Oganesson’?
Amateur. 
More that I couldn’t remember how it was spelled.
Agamemnon was one of the elements of the Iliad.
September is Alzheimer’s Awareness Month
Never forget…
Apparently most babies are born in September
I suppose that’s one way to start the new year off with a bang.
Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle.
October through May, then June through September.
The first rule of Paradox Club
is not the first rule of Paradox Club.
Noble gas jokes are rubbish
I never get a reaction from them…
One of the most well-known motherfuckers in literary history has to be Oedipus.
I bought a pet termite this fine morning, and I named him Clint.
Dare I ask why?
Because Clint eats wood.
Pythagoras walks into a bar and asks “Which one is the hypotenuse?”
The barman replies “y, the long face.”
The coffee pot perking on the upper shelf.
While working construction I accidently banged myself in the crotch with a tool.
It was a ball pain hammer.
My girlfriend would be a 10, …
But she talks about Hogwarts a lot,
So that puts her at 9 3/4.
my girlfriend is a perfect 10 also:
5 for looks
3 for personality
2 for brains