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Voting is a lot like driving a car.

Vote R to go backward.
Vote D to go forward.

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My dad was always a, “If you got up there on your own, you can get yourself down on your own too” sort of man.

Fantastic father. Terrible Air Traffic Controller.

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There are II kinds of people. Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don’t.

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Frank Herbert’s Dune is based on a pun.

The stories revolve around the spice Melange, which gives power and longevity.

The word melange is from the French, and means variety.

Ergo, Variety is the spice of life.