I’m eating chinese… I wish I lived in the US so I could eat some turkey
And I just started the third page of this thread.
If I manage to grow just a little more (ie taller), I might make it to the big two, which is also a rather good card game.
Also, my hair hasn’t been cut in a year and a half, and it’s getting in my face.
~ Isaac
I no longer have to poop.
I’m eating sweet & sour chicken on Thanksgiving.
I have a cold.
If I have to watch that thing one more time, I’m eatin badger for Thanksgiving :rolleyes:
I invented the internet.
You know, if there’s one body part I could certainly do without right now, it’s my frickin’ nose.
sniff sniff sniff
I’m watching ER, instead of sleeping, like I should. Also, it’s been about 30 hours since my first posting in this thread, in that time, I’ve slept 3.
I just yelled at my cat for scratching me.
I have too many thread subscriptions and now I have to clean out my inbox every 2 hours.
Burning my first VCD (“Princess Tutu” eps 4-6)
The above post reminded of one my favourite films that I haven’t seen for years - “The Princess Bride”.
Didn’t want to hog all of the fun myself 
Oh, and “My hovercraft is full of eels.” Thank you.
It IS annoying, isn’t it? But I could do with some pie. 
Mmmmm, badger mushroom pie.
In other new, I was just attacked and eaten by a Burmese tiger. Roy sez “Hi”.
My hairdresser says the new X-tenso smoothing treatment won’t work on my hair. Hurumph.
Howling murky ponds, full of shad,
Do you want to catch a largemouth?
She wanted eggs, settled for donuts,
Nobody ever told her why it was so.
I just finished eating a chewy granola bar. I think I might have gotten an individual granola stuck in the space where my filling fell out last week.
I am now tonguing my molar, trying to get it out, with little success.
I once bought a pair of shoes that were a little too small. I thought I could wear them in, but after a month or so, it was obvious that wasn’t going to happen.
So I went back to the store, knowing full well that the store wasn’t going to take them back. I grabbed a brand-new pair of the same style, tried them on in the changing room, and then pulled the ol’ switcheroo!
I’m a little sorry about all that. But I do love my shoes.
There is a mouse on my desk and some cups and the chair is blue but not the monitor which is black my ear can hear things like when you plug a plug into the wall it makes a sound and an appliance turns on which can be a toaster in which we make toast which sometimes has cheese on it but not when it’s been done in a toaster because if it was all the cheese would have melted to the bottom where all the toast dust collects like dust in an office which we clean using pledge and a duster but sometimes dust is special like the dust in the book I am reading about a girl called Lyra who has a thing that looks a bit like a watch but isn’t a watch because watches tell the time and it’s time I did my work because I am here typing this and there is something on the TV which is a parody of the matrix where neo talks all serious like and there’s hover-ships like ships in the sea but they hover in the air and air is also where planes fly and in those planes people often wearing blue walk backwards and forwards with trollies from which they offer drinks and food like biscuits which are tasty depending on what they are like crinkle crunch made with butter like the butter I put on toast on which I also like to put marmite.