I got offered a job
I have to pee again. I just went an hour and a half ago, and haven’t had anything to drink in the meantime.
You are peeing what you drank many hours ago.
Is it like when someone vomit’s and they go “I don remember eating THAT”
Cause that’s sorta disgusting.
:please :pardon the ty:po in my :previos :post. I had no reason to ski:p the :preview ste:p when :posting it in the first :place.
cityboy916’s post hurt my face.
I saw a real live powwow dance today.
Absolutely NOTHING even remotely exciting happened to me today 
They are testing the fire alarms in the halls of residences. I know this and I will still jump when it happens in my building. Stupid reflexes.
[sub]don’t know why they have to test them anyway. it’s not like the bloody things don’t go off all the bloody time anyway. humph.[/sub]
I haven’t slept at all tonight, and it’s almost time to get up.
Also, LiveJournal is cool
Update: I did.
(Wow, I think that may just be THE most pointless thing I have ever shared. Woo-hoo.)
Someone in my home town of Wakefield has been killed. After a night out her and her boyfriend flagged down with what they though was a taxi. But it drove off with only her inside. Her boyfriend found her body shortly after. How sad.
That is sad.
;j ;j ;j
Isn’t it biased to just have the Hasidic Jew smiley face, and not other religions?
Somebody get the ACLU on the horn. I’m holding out for a Mormon smiley with a tie and bike helmet.
I have a tonsil stone that won’t come loose. Pity me.
Sorry to hear that, AngelicGemma.
There was just an incident in my town in the past few days. It was on the news, somebody stole a truck and then discovered there was a kid inside. They got the kid back unharmed and the truck too. It turns out I know someone who knows the victim’s neighbor.
The bank went ahead and added a 0 to my deposit yesterday. So that is interesting. I thought it was nice of them.
I’ve regained a dear friend. 
F_X
I’ve made a new one
I’m trying to cook a roast meal for dinner, but I keep coming on here with my glass of red wine and dinner is now probably burnt to pieces! Oh well tosses head haughtily … I’m not hungy anyway…
Oi! Can anyone refill my fine glass of red?
raises arm high in the air… Pick me! Pick me! Ooooo puhhhleeze pick me! 