My 100th Post! A Thank You Note.

A Thank You Note To All

First things first: (The Praise I Give You All Is; In My Humble Opinion)

To all dopers: Thank you for your participation in my threads. This means all of you, whether you agree with me or not. This is free speech at its finest.

To all moderators: Thank you for your guidance and occasional corrections to my thread placements. From all that I have seen, you do a really fine job. I especially appreciate your admonitions to the flame prone when they flare up in an inappropriate forum. (Doper Hat Off)

To the webmaster: Great job. These boards run very smoothly. Out of a hundred posts, only one ever had trouble registering in its correct forum. That constitutes a pretty fine track record of 99% on target. (Poster Hat Off)

Last but not least. To Cecil: What a great place to encounter minds that are still firing on most of their cylinders. Thank you for this wonderful cyberfamily.
To you dopers who are about to read this, I salute you:

I have posted some funny threads like “How to tell you’ve cut a winning fart”. I have posted some nostalgic threads like, “Favorite Mel Blanc quotes”. And I have posted some downright inflammatory threads like, “A SUV and a BMW almost collide. Whom do you laugh at first?” Your responses to all of them have ranged from very supportive to downright obnoxious, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. If I can’t take it, I sure as heck better not dish it out. It gives me great pride to see how many of my threads have gone on into multi-page extravaganzas. Some, very funny, others quite contentious. The food for thought that I have served up, is well met by the same exact fare that has landed on my own plate. As a scientific person of artistic bent (keyword: Bent), I can only give my heartfelt thanks for all the fun that I’ve experienced and shared.

Thank You All,

Chris

Well, since I’m participating in your thread now, I will humbly accept your accolades. And right back atcha!

Yeah, sure–you just did this to avoid having to buy beer for everybody over in MPSIMS.

Congrats on your first hundred.

Aren’t you off by about *a thousand!

And you come up with a belated thank you note now?
(Albeit an elaborate well-constructed one.)

Ok. Thanks accepted late, but only on the stipulation you come to my 100th party thank you note thread, due, oh, in about 4 months. :smiley:

Er… uh, tshirts? Perhaps you missed this thread.

PS: Please check the posting date for more information.

Zenster wrote a while back:

Hey, Zenster, how about providing a link for such an interesting thread? I love fart-related threads! Unfortunately, when I post on one of them, people stop replying. Must be my smell or something. :slight_smile:

Hi. This is my first post.