Well, recently, I wanted to get a picture of Dawn. So I googled “Pokemon Dawn.” Safe search was not on…:eek: :eek: :eek:
Take care before punctuating anal penetration with “OW! That’s gotta HURT!”
I recommend breathless whispers in the style of golf commentators:
“That’s a bit of an awkward lie.”
“He’s taking his time lining up this stroke.”
“He’ll want his wood for this shot.”
These should be interspersed with occasional shouts of “IN THE HOLE!”
She’s not insisting. She’s looking for advice on what might a/ further excite her lover at his specific request and b/ sit comfortably with her. If you have a problem with that, well, you have a problem far more fundamental than she.
Just avoid yelling “bigger”
Unless of course you were asking for me 
How about just starting with small noises. Mmmm, etc. Then work up to something you feel ok with. It is actually a turn on for me to talk dirty. I think because it is erotic. You could always play some good music like Bolero or Sade. I like music but can’t concentrate when the tv is on.
Perciful, I have no problem with noises. It’s words I have a problem with.
Okay, when I see him this weekend, I’m going to at least say, “I love when you do that.” And no, I’m not going to tell you pervs what “that” is. If I don’t feel like an idiot, I might throw out a “Don’t stop” or “Right there.”
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this filthy, veiny weenie.
And after I read “I thought they smelled bad on the outside” my wife thought I was dying. Curse you!
Speaking only for myself, “there! therethereTHEREEEEE!” means “go on doing exactly what you’re doing please baby please just like that you got it right that’s perfect go on ooooOOOH DDIOOOOOS!”
If I want it faster or harder I’ll say “bit faster!” or “bit harder!” (I think the bit part comes from this guy who understood “harder” as “don’t just lick, try to bite a chunk off” - which was definitely not the intended message).
I was a slow starter on being verbal during sex. Early on if you were listening at the door you might think that my partner was by herself. But I would not go back now, I think it’s great and dirty and fun. At a certain level it is about making yourself vulnerable, sharing your more animal side with someone that you care about- that’s what makes sex in a relationship good- if things go wacky or someone says something odd or bumps their head, well it’s just the two of you fucking around and that is hot and also kind of sweet.
Just avoid “Pull out Wedge! you can’t do any more good back there!” or “At that speed can you pull out in time?” unless they are pertinent to the current situation.
“You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”
Darling, I don’t mean to worry you, but your sex is on fire.
I keep looking up Jar Jar quotes for sex. I may never be able to have sex again, particularly if I ever, ever say anything in a Jar Jar voice.
"Ooh mooey mooey I love you! "
“Monsters out there, leaking in here.”
You know, if you’re into that.
I seriously need to take some notes here.
Because our sex talk lately has been going something like this:
She: “Ohhh, LOAP, it feels so good when you do that.”
Me: “Mmmmmmph.”
She: “What?”
Me: “Mmmphggle.”
She: “Damn it, LOAP! Spit out that titty and talk to me!!”
I’ll also suggest “Here,” while guiding his hand to wherever “here” is.
And just remember no one’s scoring you on your elocution. 
Monosyllabic is perfectly fine.