oh yeah. Always grease you butthole AFTER you brushed your teeth. Especially if you don’t use a cup (to brush your teeth)
OK guys, I need some real answers. I’ve searched and searched and searched the Rite Aid for butthole grease and didn’t find a single thing. It didn’t help that the nice lady apparently couldn’t understand my accent, as she just sort of had this strange jaw-gape mortified “que?” expression when I asked where the butthole grease was. I think she was new.
Anyway, I’ve lotioned my butthole and installed videocameras and double-checked all my dildos for sandpaper. The money should come rolling in any time now. But a quick question: do I turn on the camera before or after greasing the butthole?
Also, is there are name for that particular fetish, such as how young girls are “lolitas”? I’m thinking “sliders”, like those sandwiches you get at White Castle. They taste like greased butthole and go down about as smooth.
No word on my abilities as an Olympic curler, but my eight-ball tells me “signs point to no.” Sapo, I really wish you had been there to guide me through the process. Here I’ve been sandpapering my dildos and crushing gravel up in chocolate city, and you assumed that I wouldn’t know not to lotion my butthole with a different toothbrush.
So, just out of idle curiousity, what are some other signs of hemeroids?
No reason, really. Just curious.
sits down, gingerly, and prepares to take notes
When you wipe your butt you can feel swelling down there. Your ass will itch like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! If a vein ruptures you’ll panic and use a whole roll (almost) of TP to stop the bleeding. This is what happend to me, you may experience other symptoms.
Sounds like a good time. Burning, and perpetual skid marks (regardless of wiping habits) also signs?
Not that I have these problems. I’m asking for a friend.
Yeah, that’s it.
Can this be turned into a profitable web stream as well?
this may be the funniest thread I’ve read in quite some time…I’m stifling giggles because I’m at work, and I don’t want anyone to peek over my shoulder.
butthole grease…(snerk).
And I’m not subscribing to this thread!
My boyfriend has hella skid marks (oh, I do the laundry sometimes…) and he doesn’t have a meat flap. He just doesn’t know when it’s time to stop grunting and get to the loo. I don’t get why men don’t know this difference!
I friend used to say that 'roids are the closest a man can come to menstruating. He would watch sanitary napkin commercials and say “that’s how I want to feel, fresh and dry”.
If you play your cards right, you could get the hemorrhoid vote locked up before the primaries. Karl Rove could show you how.
I was post a link to an image of hemorrhoids and rell the OP to use a mirror to see if they looked familiar, but there is no way, no way, I could have gotten away with it without a serious Mod Warning.
Do NOT search Google images for hemmies. Just don’t.
This one’s sitting right on top of “Are all vegetables created equal?”