Dammit, I think I’m too light to peek 
(anyone got pie?)
I misread that as “PEI! PEI” and thought she must really be big to devour Prince Edward Island.
Does anyone else keep reading the title of this thread and missing the K?
Cause that would present a whole different set of problems.
Set a bear trap for her with bon bons.
So you’ve had not one, but **two **peekers? Two people who are so interested in you that they feel the need to violate your privacy and disturb you at all times of day? Interesting.:dubious:
Maybe it’s the garbage you’re putting out. Are your trash bags full of cake? Or delicious, delicious pie? Maybe they’re just waiting for you to bring out more trash.
I rented a place once where the lady next door was convinced the tenant who preceded me had been spying on her.
By the time I moved out a year later, she was saying the same things about me, even though I was paying approximately zero attention to her.
Hadn’t thought of that lady in decades, but this post by the OP reminded me.
I’m sorry, but when you have a lightswitch rave going on every night, people get curious.
Either that, or you’re stealing their cats.
ETA the obligatory “I just LOVE spring break”.
I gotta a link for that.
Funny, I don’t remember giving you access to my website.
As for the OP, I got nothing.
But for y’all who want to attract fatass peeking toms, I have the ultimate solution that will end the pie vs. cake debate forever:
Booze would explain this thread, at least.
Why are all these people peeking at you? And you sure are hard to please – 300 pounds out of the question; 120 pounds okay but has to have good teeth. And what did her bad teeth and/or meth addiction not deter you from doing exactly? :dubious:
Awww - you can peek on me sweetie.
Is 8:00 good for you? I’ll leave the kitchen blinds open - that way you can peek from the backyard. I’ll even leave a piece of pie on the deck.
Holy hell! From the article:
“a three-layer cake with an entire pie baked into each layer—a cherry pie baked inside a white cake, a pumpkin pie baked inside a yellow cake and an apple pie baked inside a spice cake … sealed … with a coat of cream-cheese frosting.”
:eek:
I may have some advice as I also have dealt with window peekers. Well, not so much as window peekers, as all the people driving by our house.
We had a big glass window and faced a busy road, and I was fighting with my sister so I decided that I’d teach her a lesson by boldly posing for everyone.
Because though it was my naked body I was showing everyone HER underwear. To this day she still remembers my nefarious deed.
What I’m trying to say is…just walk around naked. Maybe masturbate. If it worked for me in getting delicious revenge, it can work for you!
If the problem persists you could inviteMaster Wang-Ka over and tell him she’s a Jehovahs Witness.
Well…maybe it had something to do with your weight? Were you between 120 and 300 pounds? 'cuz that would explain everything… 
May I ask what exactly you expect from us? Do you want us to run over there and scare her off, possibly bringing a pie to console you? Do you want advice above and beyond what you’ve already gotten? Diet tips you can paste on the outside of your window? Commiseration about how badly fat bitches suck? What?
Or just make it a fat bitchy waitress expecting tips. Then you only need one thread. 
We told you to call the police. What else can we do?
Nah, you have to make it perfect by proving she declaws her cats, too.