My Snuggy has the Cheetos 5000 stain proofing coating. You should look into that.
I am having the exact same problem! a daylight peeking 300+lb sloppy bitch! OMG, this is so bizarre.
Oh, yeah? Well my Snuggie Deluxe has a Cheetos Catcher Pocket, lined with that kind of foil stuff they make individual packaging out of; that way, the Cheetos fall directly into the Catcher Pocket, and stay fresh for when I want them! Plus the foil type material protects them from excess body fluids that may occur as a result of me being too disgustingly fat to get out of my chair in time to make it to the bathroom, or may result as a by-product of peeping at the OP’s perfectly chiseled frame through the window blinds!
Oh, yeah, as an Extra Free Bonus, my Snuggie Deluxe came with Special Window-Blind Defeating binoculars! All I had to do was pay separate processing and handling!
I’m tellin’ ya, you have to watch network TV at 3AM to get deals like this.
No, PIE! You must have PIE!
So, I guess you’re not on the 2nd floor of a courtyard building? 'Cause you leave your bedroom blinds open, and me being on the 3rd floor on the other side, I can see you when you’re sleeping. Why do you sleep with the lights on? I have binoculars in my nightstand, and a vibrator in the 2nd drawer.
I don’t weigh that much, though.
You still get up to go to the bathroom? What you need is the Super Lazee Fat Boy 3000. Comes with a built in toilet! I never have to get up again. It comes with 10 external pockets for all my snacks, a refrigerated cooler in the arm rest for my Mountain Dew, and a built in fan for those hot days (which are most, what with my girth). Plus, the fan keeps Ho-Hos that haven’t made it to their final destination from melting to my skin. The best part? It lifts up to help you get the best view of your neighbor’s window!
Yeah you guys can just yuck it up at my expense i guess…
Anyway the bitch is back and lurking around outside my house and its 1:18 am
I always know when shes outside my patio window because kitty jumps up on the couch and peeks back thru the slats.
Yeah its real funny yuk yuk good times unless its happening to you
I shouldn’t read these boards so late at night. I read the title as “My fat neighbor is peeing on me again.”
It’s not polite to refer to a lady as “trash.”
That reply just deflated this whole thread
I know what I’m asking for for Christmas!
Psssst. I don’t think it was that reply that’s the problem with this thread. IMHO, of course!
Would I be errant in any way by suggesting that this thread would not have happened if your ‘daylight peeker’ weighed 100lb?
Just sayin’.
The last one that peeked at me weighed 120 lbs and she had a nicer demenour
Her teeth were all fucked up from drugs but that did not deter me.
I wish she would come back over because i have a damn good Iranian dentist that worked wonders on my grill a few years back
Are you saying this woman is on your property? Or is it shared property that both houses have? I’m confused.
Nope the fatty 2X4 is on my property
Phone the cOps.
Fuck no they would just arrest me for a DIP even though im just sitting in my living room with my kitties
I think it was already deflated long before I stepped in. 
DIP? Drunk in public?
Have you tried actually speaking to her about it?
Here are some helpful phrases that fat people understand. (I speak fat.)
Hey, what you doing?
Please stop doing that.
If you do not stop doing that, I will call the police.
How do you know the 120 peeker was Iranian?