The wolverines are eating my toenails!
Right, then. I won’t ruin this sketch, for a pound.
All right! Stop it!
That’s silly!
And now for something completely different.
I wonder where my fish did go?
Oh, have you been shopping?
I know it’s not MP, but…
don’t mention the war!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Eonwe,
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Fawlty Towers (chiropodist version):
“Don’t mention the wart!” -
Your username is strangely familiar…
Looks like we’ve got us an eater!
Dirty low-down Belgian bastards.
It was me…I just wanted to buy a, um, dog kennel.
Arthur Pewty! Are you a man or a mouse?
Ah yes, well that’s the pets department, second floor.
No no no, we want to see the…dog kennels -wink wink-
This is my only line.
You’re not flying! You’re on a wire!
Constable Clitoris nearly et one.
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!
NO ONE expects the Spammish repetition!
With shallots and aubergines, covered in a mornay sauce, garnished with truffle patty and SPAM!
And, the upper class twit of the year award goes to…
[sub]I’m not.[/sub]
“I want to feed your fingertips to the wolverines!”