My hovercraft is full of eels? Whaa?

The wolverines are eating my toenails!

Right, then. I won’t ruin this sketch, for a pound.

All right! Stop it!

That’s silly!

And now for something completely different.

I wonder where my fish did go?

Oh, have you been shopping?

I know it’s not MP, but…

don’t mention the war!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Eonwe,

  1. Fawlty Towers (chiropodist version):
    “Don’t mention the wart!”

  2. Your username is strangely familiar…

Looks like we’ve got us an eater!
Dirty low-down Belgian bastards.

It was me…I just wanted to buy a, um, dog kennel.

Arthur Pewty! Are you a man or a mouse?

Ah yes, well that’s the pets department, second floor.

No no no, we want to see the…dog kennels -wink wink-

This is my only line.

You’re not flying! You’re on a wire!

Constable Clitoris nearly et one.

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!

NO ONE expects the Spammish repetition!

With shallots and aubergines, covered in a mornay sauce, garnished with truffle patty and SPAM!

And, the upper class twit of the year award goes to…

[sub]I’m not.[/sub]

“I want to feed your fingertips to the wolverines!”