Two points, two flats, and a packet of gravel.
-Apoptosis the Shrubber
Hilter!
Mr. Hilter!
“Sorry, just putting a bit of lard on the cat’s boil… Won’t you come in?”
Still no sign of land.
How long is it ?
That’s a rather personal question !
No no, I mean, how long have we been…
It’s
Tonight on It’s The Arts…
Numer 2.
Help, help, I’m bein’ repressed!
You wouldn’t have much fun in Stalingrad would you?
My name is Smokestoomuch. Mr. Smokestoomuch.
Well, then! Perhaps you should consider cutting back a bit, what? Ha ha! Ha ha. ha… Well, never mind.
Are there any women here today?
Kinda funny that you would be posting in this thread, Crunchy:D.
Purple monkey dishwasher
Yes, it was the middle one.
If you want to understand this thread:
- Turn 11. Watch the Holy Grail. Repeatedly, and without mercy.
- Turn 12. Start watching the Flying Circus repeats on BBC America. Record them. Rent the ones you don’t see from the video store.
- Turn 13. Buy Monty Python’s Flying Circus “All the Words” Volume 1 and 2. Watch all of the Flying Circus episodes again.
- Turn 14. Buy the Monthy Python record box set.
- Turn 15. Watch the Life of Brian and the Meaning of Life. Repeatedly and without mercy.
- There is no rule #6.
- No poofters.
Incontinentia Buttocks
-Look! I came in here for an argument!
-Oh! I’m sorry, this is abuse… You want room 12A next door.
“Crucifixion?”
“Ah, no. Freedom. They said I hadn’t done anything, so I could go free and go live on an island somehwere.”
“Oh! Jolly good! Well, off you go then!”
“No, I was only just pulling your leg. It’s crucifixion really.”
“Ha ha. Right… Out the door, line on the left, one cross each.”
I have the entire movie memorized.
Bloody Romans can’t take a joke
Welease Woger!
Hello Bruce!
That was brillant ** lesa **, absotively brillant.
Well, that could happen, but I don’t swing that way.