My hovercraft is full of eels? Whaa?

Well, if you meant mattress, why didn’t you say a mattress. I mean it’s very confusing for me, if you go and say dog kennels, when you mean mattress. Why not just say *mattress? *

Silly bunt!

Mr. Arthur “Two-Sheds” Jackson

I think he said blessed are the cheesemakers.

What kind of talk is that?

Well, I mean you put a bag over your head last time I said mattress.

AND DID THOSE FEET, IN ANCIENT TIME, WALK UPON ENGLAND’S MOUNTAINS GREEN

*puts bag on head. *