My last day as a guest

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[QUOTE=Fetchund]
Hey, JustThinkin’, should I tell 'em the truth about you???
[/QUOTE]

I seem to be here for the nonce. Sure. Go ahead.

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She doesn’t like Margaritas! (Or over use of exclamation points, or lots o’ stuff… including ellipses…)

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Guys! You forgot the initiation questions! :smack: Why do I always have to be gatekeeper?

  1. The Princess Bride, yea or nay?
  2. Star Wars or Star Trek?
  3. Toilet paper, under or over the roll?
  4. Puppies or kitties?
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[QUOTE=ivylass]

  1. The Princess Bride, yea or nay?

  2. Star Wars or Star Trek?

  3. Toilet paper, under or over the roll?

  4. Puppies or kitties?
    [/QUOTE]

  5. Yea (to blave!)

  6. Both (with reservations)

  7. Over, of course (sheesh, whatya think I am?)

  8. Mostly kitties, but I like puppies, too. On another board, I’m known as the Token Cat Person 'cause I hang out with all dog people. I go to dog events and wear cat-themed t-shirts.

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So…why has Mariah not been alerted to the presence of the newbie?

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
So…why has Mariah not been alerted to the presence of the newbie?
[/QUOTE]

Can’t you hear the splashing?

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comes in wearing full latex body-suit

Sorry I’m late! Now, which will you have first, soup or salad?

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Super salad or what? Do you always speak in incomplete

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[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady]
Can’t you hear the splashing?
[/QUOTE]

A better question would have been “how come the newbie hasn’t been anointed with squid suction marks?”

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
A better question would have been “how come the newbie hasn’t been anointed with squid suction marks?”
[/QUOTE]

Slowly, slowly. It’s too nice a job to rush!

[/RHPS}

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[QUOTE=Autolycus]
comes in wearing full latex body-suit

Sorry I’m late! Now, which will you have first, soup or salad?
[/QUOTE]

Don’t let Autolycus serve you soup!

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[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady]
Slowly, slowly. It’s too nice a job to rush!

[/RHPS}
[/QUOTE]

Wow, get yourself into the 21st century.

We do the initiation in a way that doesn’t leave marks these days. One too many police investigations, doncha know.

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[QUOTE=Solfy]
Don’t let Autolycus serve you soup!
[/QUOTE]

Oh, come on. It’s funny. It’s like a floor show.

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[QUOTE=tdn]
Oh, come on. It’s funny. It’s like a floor show.
[/QUOTE]

Only for those who stay well clear of the ladle. For the rest it becomes interactive theater.

[sub]I’ll just be over there. In the, uh, back row.[/sub]

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]
Only for those who stay well clear of the ladle.
[/QUOTE]

In Autolycus, ladle says clear of you.

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[QUOTE=tdn]
In Autolycus, ladle says clear of you.
[/QUOTE]

<snerk>

Sorry Autolycus.

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I think the new one may be squid proof, the anagram is this tin junk

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[QUOTE=Kuboydal]
I think the new one may be squid proof, the anagram is this tin junk
[/QUOTE]

I think you’re reading it wrong. It should be: 'Tis thin junk.

This may or may not be a reference to Autolycus’ soup.

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]
I think you’re reading it wrong. It should be: 'Tis thin junk.
[/QUOTE]

Wow, watch out! I’ll get the Bactine.