My life lacks drama at the moment.

My car restoration is going smoothly, Should be driving it by tomorrow evening.
My new wife seems think I’m quite alright.
My former wife also thinks I’m quite alright and gets along with the new one. They don’t go out for coffee or anything, but it’s alright when the three of us meet to discuss the four kids.
My job’s ok, no rumors of layoffs or terminations. I seem to have enough money at the end of the month.
Kids are all healthy, even the crazy one is trying hard to be less crazy.
The lawn’s coming in nicely.
Mother-in-law’s breast cancer seems to be gone.
Cats are ok, and they don’t mess with the hamster or the fish–who are also doing well and breeding like guppies.
Computers aren’t crashing at home, I like the service I’m getting from the cable company & my cellphone provider.

Nope. No complaints just now.

Well that jinxes it … now you talked about it:smack:

/me runs for the hills to hide from the coming apocalypse

How’s the search for the six-fingered man coming along?

You…you got married again?! Yay, yippee! I’m so very happy for ya.
…and yeah, you totally taunted the Drama Gods there. Good luck!

As Christopher Moltisanti would say, your life’s got no arch! Where’s your arch?!

This. Can’t. Last.

In point of fact the six-fingered man was struck by a bus just the other day and expired in the roadway. Dogs ate him.

Yes, I did. About 18 months ago. Got tired of waiting for you.

Well, you are more than welcome to take some of mine!

You stole my line! And I really wanted to use it because I watched The Princess Bride for the first time today and I was like *ohhhhhh… so that’s where his name comes from…
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Anyways, your life sounds nice. I love when people post about being happy and contented. It’s a refreshing change.

You should put your diary in your sister-in-law’s underwear drawer. That oughta liven things up. :slight_smile:

Nitpick: It’s arc. As in, Noah’s Arc.

Excellent! Now my posts will make sense to you! Well…ok, that’s probably not true. :smiley:

sigh Next life, my sweet! Next life… :wink:

No, I meant he literally didn’t have an arch. He’s all domes.
:stuck_out_tongue:

Only if you promise to use the accent. Now I’m going to imagine all your posts in that ridiculous accent.

Well, I am the original King of Thieves. Best watch out that’s not all I steal! :smiley: