It has gone to the point I sometimes dread talking to her on the phone, she will have some problem or issue or question in her life that is in truth so totally pointless she herself doesn’t want to waste time on it, so she tries to assign it to me!
Some fast food place had a shard of bone in the chicken patty that was supposed to be boneless and she cut her gum, she told the manager and corporate but they did nothing and now she wants to sue. Son please prepare a full report on food industry liability law in our jurisdiction and how I should move forward, also find a local attorney taking such cases on research his track record to find out his ratio of wins and…mom no I’m not doing that I’m sorry, you can waste your time doing it if you want.
Son the neighbors dog shit in my yard again, I need a legal analysis of owner liability for pet defecation and can you type up a letter of complaint to the local environmental board so I can make a complaint for illegal dumping, you can find out DNA through feces right? I kept a sample so the police crime lab can confirm it is their dog and I want you to contact them and…mom NO, I’m not going to do any of that sorry.