My dick is so big, movie popcorn comes in three sizes: large, jumbo, and my dick.
MDIS small that I’m an “inny”.
MDISS that when I ejaculate the sperm come out single-file.
MDISS I can fuck a Froot Loop without breaking it.
My dick is so small, it fits between Barbie’s toes.
My dick is so small, I can fuck the angels who dance on the head of a pin.
My dick is so small, I need a scanning electron microscope to jerk off.
My dick is so small, even R. Lee Ermey can’t make fun of it.
My dick is so small that its existence is only theorized by today’s top physicists.
My dick is so small I can fuck a girl by quantum-leaping it through her pants.