The largest organ by far is the skin.
The reason it is the largest by far is that it has to go around my dick.
SALT II was superseded and extended by START, which all five signatories ratified. SALT II covered “strategic” missiles, which, at the time, were pretty small compared to current [del]penis proxies[/del] ICBMs. Under START, if the booster section of your dick exceeds the length or girth dimensions of an existing ICBM’s booster section, it must be declared as a “booster for intercontinental ballistic missiles” in the START-signatory country of residence, and must be stored at a declared facility. If your dick is covered by SALT II, be sure to let your significant other know – SALT prohibits “rapid reload” which is defined as 12 hours (if you’re stationary) or 4 hours (if you’re mobile). Even guys who can’t go twice at once can usually go twice in an hour… 
AFAIK, NORAD only changes DEFCON for START- and SALT II-covered missiles if you do not file a NOTAM and a START notification before launch. On the other hand, a SALT II prohibited system would result in a much more vigorous response from NORAD. Simply erecting the missile for launch is not enough to get the missile noticed by radar, since primary detection is usually done with infrared sensors that can see the superheated plume of propellant (this goes beyond a “painful burning sensation”). If your dick has a superheated plume of anything, see your doctor.
As for launching satellites into orbit, I hope your mattress can take the recoil. My mom always had to wash stains out of my sheets, but scorch marks… man, those never come out.
Oh, and while I’m here:
- MDISB that Han Solo took 20 minutes to realize he’d flown the Millenium Falcon right inside it.
- MDISB that the Vikings and the Chinese still argue about who discovered it first.
- MDISB that forty-five women have been killed trying to reach the summit, and the seven who made it still suffer vertigo.
My dick is so big it has its own screen name.
My dick is so big it co-signed my lease.
My dick is so big you can see it coming a mile away.
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- My dick is so big, I teach my sperm tricks and sell them to Sea World.
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- My dick is so big, I teach my sperm tricks and sell them to Sea World.
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Yeah? Well mine tears holes in the fabric of spacetime…so it appears to be only about 10 inches long.
My balls each have their own event horizon. When I come, an entire universe comes into being. That’s why they call it “The Big Bang”.
MDISB that when I go to bed at night, I have to run Christmas lights up it so aircraft won’t crash into it if I get an erection.
MDISB black holes can’t escape from IT.
MDISB that the one time I let it trial on the ground a bit, the Grand Canyon was formed.
MDISB my 3 yo son, who saw my penis the other day when I got out of the shower, said to my wife “Mommy, Mommy, did you know Daddy has a big penis? I mean really big!”
So, compared to a 3 year old, my penis is freakin’ humongous; even with post-shower shrinkage.
Somehow, I’ll find a way for that to boost my ego; I’m still searching…but not for my penis, because it’s huge.
MDISB we’re all inside it right now.
MDISB if you want to see it just look out the window.
MDISB no one is sure wether or not sentient life exists at the tip.
“My dick is a Harley,
You kick it to start.” --Frank Zappa
If you’re big enough, it’s all tight.
MDISB I used to drive a Hyundai Excel by choice.
My dick is so big, it was once used for transatlantic passenger service.
My dick is so big, seabirds die by the thousands when I cum in the ocean.
My dick is so big, Katie Couric interviewed it on Today while I was still home in bed.
My dick is so big, Edna Ferber wrote a book called My Dick.
MDISB Jenna Jameson can feel it.
I was swimming in the ocean last week and got attacked by a Blue Whale in heat because MDISB.
MDISB I use it as a measuring stick when I go fishing. (I’m really quite proud of that one)
… It’s nickname is “crowbar.”
… I watch porn and wonder why they keep having sex with so many short, petite women.
… I’m 5’7" and I ‘knock the bottom out a woman 6’‘2’.
MDISB it took Michael Brown 5 days to send some kleenex after I ejaculated.
MDISB…and teal green…and glittery…and ribbed…that when flying from San Jose to Atlanta (on September 14th, 2001) the FSA agent checking my radomly selected bags found it stashed in my boot and suspected it was a WMD, holding it aloft for a moment in the middle of the crowded ticketing terminal.
True story.
My dick is so big that John Goodman, Rush Limbaugh & Kirstie Alley all make fat jokes about it.
My dick is so big that it looks down on Manoud Boul.
My dick is so big that it rigged the 2000 presidential election in Florida, and started a war in the Middle East under false premises.
My dick is so big that women I fuck don’t scream “More! More!” They scream “Less! Less!”
My dick is so big that “Titanic” and the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy look like flops in comparison.
MDISB that its shadow weighs ten pounds.
MDISB that when I e-mailed a picture of it to a girlfriend, it took her twenty minutes to download it.
Which could be about vaginas being so ___________ or
My winky is so tiny I always end up peeing on my balls.
My penis is so pitiful that I suffer from clit envy.
My wang is so puny Asian men point and laugh @ me in the showers.
My dick is so big they’re producing a sci-fi series about it called “Star Trek: My Dick.”
My dick is so big, Sir Edmund Hillary tried to climb it.
My dick is so big, I pay property and school taxes on it.
My dick is so big it has a 401(k).
My dick is so big, the Spanish call it the “Sierra Mi Pene.”
My dick is so big the U.S. Army has occupation troops in it.
My dick is so big it’s being remodelled on “Extreme Home Makeover” next Sunday.