My penis brought the downfall of Atlantis.
My penis slumbers beneath the waves.
My penis is so big, it doesn’t return my phone calls.
My penis is so big, it had a revolution. It’s now the People’s Republic of My Penis.
Yeah? Yeah? Seen many stage shows lately called The Penis Monologues? :rolleyes:
Moved from IMHO to MPSIMS
I heard one time he totally uppercut some guy with it just because the guy opened a window.
Mine has it’s own zip code.
My penis is so big it has its own penis.
…and my penis’s penis is larger than your penis.
My penis ensues.
This is an amusing thread. To hear all you guys brag is funny. Me, I’ll just sit here and grin, while I stir the coals of the fire…
That snow penis? That was a scale model of mine, except there wasn’t a large enough snowfall to do it actual size.
:eek:
So…uh…how *you *doin’? 
Damn damn damn! This is exactly what I wanted to post. 
I get Happy (and little Happy) when WhyNot’s finished!
My penis is…missing! :eek:
Oh, wait. I’m a girl.
[Death to Smoochy]
Randolph: Didn’t she tell you of the love we once had. Passionate yet tender, old-fashioned yet experimental.
Sheldon: Randolph, you have lost your mind.
Randolph: Oh, enlighten the lad, Nora. You were such a hot little brood mare, does the bridle still fit?
Sheldon: Hey, watch your mouth mister!
Nora: What experiments? I’ve had firmer handshakes, ya drunk.
Randolph: Please, it’s small, but it’s fierce!
[/Death to Smoochy]
My penis lives the life of a mild daily mannered computer tech’s organ while fighting sexual injustice as the caped cod piece at night. You’d never recognize it without its glasses.
. . . so small that as it approaches the speed of light, its mass does not appreciably increase.
My penis is the reincarnation of Hermann Göring. Sometimes this is cool because it’s able to discuss art and castles and the Alps and stuff and that can be really interesting, but it just won’t shut up about how many planes it shot down in World War I. I’ll tell it “Yeah, then you bombed the hell out of innocent people in London didn’t you? And who was it who… oh, I don’t know, couldn’t get more than two planes in the air to stop the Allied invasions? Yeah… oh what, did I hurt your feelings, you’re going in your shell now?”, but then later I’ll see a really gorgeous blonde guy and he’ll come out and give the Nazi salute.
It was awkward at first but we’ve come to learn how to share the same body. We figured if those drama queens on REAL WORLD could share a space so could we, and it could be worse. A friend of mine has a penis that’s the reincarnation of Amelia Earhart. Everytime he tries to have sex he ends up going down.
…hanging to the left.
My penis is the voice of sanity and reason, but my testicles are nuts.
tdn, that needs to be your new sig line! That’s HI-lar-ious!