She’s envious. I’m just interested.
My penis …
... is detachable.Sweet.
My penis is masturbating like a motherfuck. Which is impressive, when you consider that I’m female.
My penis is all about privacy, according to Google.
My penis can be only measured in infinity and has prevented several blackholes from forming near our solar system and is worshipped as a minor god in many parts of Papua New Guinea. Among the !kung tribe it is often referred to the “All Seeing Eye”.
Did you know that mankind has only visited my penis once? In 1960? For 20 minutes.
My penis is expanding at the speed of light into every permutation of the metaverse.
My penis is a bigger dick than the current administration.
And, amazingly enough, it’s Republican.
My penis has been known to level down-town Tokyo when angry.
Also I once used it to reach the moon by pointing it at the ground and masturbating.
Einstein correctly postulated that the curvature of space-time is responsible for making my penis bump into the back of my head.
Due to the protests of several concerned parents, any meme that involved my penis’ accomplishments has been summarily changed from “Superdude’s penis to Chuck Norris.”
The Q continuum were obliged to change the gravitational constant of the universe in the vicinity of my penis to prevent it from undergoing spontaneous collapse.
My penis is adapted to silent running. My penis was the only true victor of the Spanish Civil War. My penis lives in a yellow submarine.
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My penis is a Weapon of Mass Insemination.
…yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
My penis is so big it was once used for transatlantic passenger service.
If my penis were an independent republic (see People’s Republic of My Penis), it would have a gross domestic product slightly larger than that of Estonia.
My penis is so versatile I trimmed my own Christmas tree from across the room using only Post-it Notes, glitter and rubber cement (brush in cap container).
…at home, attached to that guy I married. And they’d both better be behaving themselves!
So a bit more than $19,230,000,000, then? Just curious.
I take it you are a grower, not a shower 