I must not fear my penis. My penis is the mind-killer. My penis is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my penis. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where my penis has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
-Bene Gesserit, Litany of Dante’s Penis
My penis is…
…Three Feet High and Risin’
called “Hastur” in certain scrolls penned by the mad Arab.
My penis has been seen by thousands of people.
All your base are belong to my penis!
Mine shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.