Steve Majors? I knew him, dated him for a while. He was a million bucks in the sack, that’s for sure. One night we did it six times so that was worth six million dollars, man. That was before his tragic accident but they rebuilt him. They had the technology.
Shouldn’t it be “LaSheba”?
I hope this was a joke because I laughed my fucking ass off. Mamajama
Sheba, welcome back. I love you. That is, I love whom you appear here to be, on the basis of my current understanding. I mean, in so far as somebody could love somebody else on the basis of a few week’s acquaintance in a discussion forum on the anonymous and unverifiable Web. Wow, what a ride. Calm down, splatterpunk. The point is I am very happy to have you back.
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Moderators, I am thankful for the work you do and the trouble you take on behalf of the rest of us, and sorry for whatever weirdness the universe throws at you. I don’t mean to add to the pile. That said, I would greatly value anything you can throw our way about what the continuing investigation turns up, especially anything that helps us continue to invest our hearts in this amazing set of threads.
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As far as BS detection goes, it had occurred to me to wonder about the most completely engaging Sheba, about whether I can trust that she is for real, but I have been accepting her as real. That Sheba should die so soon after winning our hearts seemed unlikely, but then unlikely things do happen, and she has been hospitalized recently by her own account, and I don’t know enough about quadriplegia and hyperreflexia to reject the report of her death as sounding unreal. If people picked up clues from monstro’s name or tone, well, good for them - I didn’t.
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As far as monstro goes… well, to begin with, no distance is far enough, though that isn’t really how I meant it. I find it hard to hate people, because the more I know about a person, generally, the more their mindset seems to be a sane and reasonable reaction to their world, however insane or unreasonable their world may have been. But I do often wish certain people were completely and permanently separated away from the rest of us in our world. monstro, if my current understanding of the situation is accurate, I hope you never touch any of the rest of us again, because I love the Dope.
Wait, are we supposed to be making fun of black people?
I thought we were making fun of CRIPPLES ??
my bad 
There are so many hayters, man, this be a mondo-bummer ya’ll. Whereall are my defenders? The ones who think anyone a’tall needs to be given the ben-I SAY-the benefit of the doubt (that’s an old sayin’ son. Nice folk, but ya’ll got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit. Citrus, that is.)
I’m going out tonight with my friends Cleopatra Jones and Christie Love. We’all is gonna drink mint jewlips and talk about our good times fighting crime in the early '70s.
In your estimation, what percentage of the posters here on this board would you say are cunts?
Sheba, I would totes white knight you all day long but that would demonstrate my unfair privilege and be insulting to your awesome crippled blackness so I’ll let you keep on keepin’ on puttin’ da smackdown on dese foo’s!
*I said that right, right? I’m like, an honorary black person now, right? Can I have my shiny sticker please? Please? *
Honey-child, you’all can have what-EVER you want for being so super-freaky and all.
BUT–going forward, you need to watch your privileged ass with that “crippled” shit. I’m “wheel-advantaged” and you’re “wheel disabled”. You’all see? Are you down with that, sistah?
Sheba honey, I gots yo back. Us sistahs heah in the south gots to stick together. I believe ever word, from the top of yo wheelies to the bottom of yo big ol’ heart. Please, regale us with more stories of overcomin’ yo hardships, yo pluckiness in the face of adversity and how to beat the naysayers at their own game. Also, plenty of juicy tidbits of how’n yo do the horizontal boogie. Detail aplenty, ma’am. Yeehaw!
Ban him!! :mad:
Kentucky ain’t the deep south. It’s more like the shallow south. But if you can post a picture of the SDMB with “Kaintuck” scrawled across it I will believe you.
Also, tell us what is the upscale neighborhood of Kentucky?
For the crime of remarking that the dialect in the OP was about as real as Lolo Ferrari’s tits were what her momma gave her? Well, aren’t you a delicate flower!
On it.
You sound like [=miss cleo&filters[primary]=images&filters[secondary]=videos&sort=1&o=1"]Miss Cleo](Photo Storage[term) in a wheelchair.
Sure. You blacks hate on the jews.
And, lips, honey? Ever looked in the mirror? I thought not.
I am confused now. Is this young lady in a wheelchair AND in Kentucky?
Aren’t there laws about this?
Where, I say WHERE, are her handlers?
Do we no longer care about common decency?
Harrumph!
Cincinatti.
I know that one would have justifiable doubts, but someone living in Cincinnati would be able to spell it.
(Paul McCartney got it wrong in the “Tripping …” concert album inserts.)
Hey, I am afflicted with a disease that does not let me see past the first three letters of a word. I looked at the beginning of the word very careefully to spell it but was phyciasally unable to see past that. You are being a very insensitive cont!