Let me set the scene for you. It’s a, well, scenic Sunday morning, near Yonge and Dundas. A few teenagers, including our hero, Gadfly, are flitting about. Suddenly, a tall, hunched-over man with staring eyes shambles up to Gadfly, and begins to speak.
Preacher: Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and personal savior?
Gadfly: glances over, and rolls his eyes Satan.
Preacher: So, do you know the love of Jesus?
The preacher then mumbled and continued on his way.
Preachers, please don’t interrupt me and my friends’ Sunday. Thank you. Also: shouldn’t you be in Church?