My Standards Are Not Too High For Girls

[Dogzilla]

A. I would totally fuck a guy who worked in retail, but only if that retail establishment sold Steve Madden shoes and the guy was willing to use his employee discount (with my money) to obtain cheap Steve Maddens.

B. I don’t think women don’t want the OP because of his lack of income. Just in this thread, I can see about ten other reasons I wouldn’t poke him with a ten-foot stripper pole, and none of them are related to the OP’s financial situation.

Really, my message to any guy who is thinking this way is this: You are making this all about you. Try empathy. Think about how your words and actions come across to other people who have feelings. Think about how those attitudes and actions affect other people. That’s empathy. Work on that.

[Yakuza]

@Chessic_Sense

I really wish you people would quit diagnosing everyone with Aspergers. You seem to think that every time someone comes on here and says “things just aren’t working out for me socially,” they must be autistic.

Aspies are usually high-functioning. They’re intelligent, well-read, and are obsessive about one subject. Yakuza has none of those traits.

Pathetic, how a low level human like u think u can hurt my feelings

[Yakuza]

@Guinastasia

I’m guessing they’re more distracted by the “homeless because you spend on your money on whores” thing. Just a hunch.

No, back in the day when I had a place 2 stay, my luck with getting free women finally ran out and I got tired of getting rejected so I decided that its not worth it 2 have a place 2 stay if I can’t have a free girl. So I might as well live in the wilderness so I can have more money for escorts

[Yakuza]

@Anaamika

So…if you hook up with a perfect ‘10’, but she’s a total bitch to you in private, is that good enough to you? I mean, you can show her off to your family and friends, after all.

I guess u completely ignored the part where I said I would choose to have a 7 with a good personality over a 10 who is evil

[madmonk28]

There’s no way any of this is real. How much longer do you plan 2 be with us?

[Frank]

@Yakuza

So I might as well live in the wilderness so I can have more money for escorts

You’ve probably mentioned this, and I missed it, but . . . Where did you take the escorts before you discovered the joys of a motel room two nights a month?

[Rigamarole]

There’s no such thing as a free woman, buddy. We all have 2 pay for it one way or another.

[Gary_T]

@madmonk28

How much longer do you plan 2 be with us?

I’m sure you meant to say “How much longer do U plan 2 B with us?”

[Yakuza]

@Frank

You’ve probably mentioned this, and I missed it, but . . . Where did you take the escorts before you discovered the joys of a motel room two nights a month?

I go over their house. Incall is cheaper

[Ambivalid]

@BangBang

I have to say, when I was younger (and not fat, old and unattractive :rolleyes:) I dated some Grade A First Class assholes and dipshits. I’m talking unhygenic, unemployed, drug addicted fucktards.

Sooooo that begs the question about how truly repulsive you must be, seriously.

That’s not the only question this post begs…

[Ambivalid]

So Yak (if I may), can you tell us the story about how you discovered internet escorts? And maybe your first time with one?

[Yakuza]

@Ambivalid

So Yak (if I may), can you tell us the story about how you discovered internet escorts? And maybe your first time with one?

I been knowing about internet escorts, its just that I could not find any in Arkansas. Other states, especially Nevada, were the only ones who I knew had them. I wanted 2 try an escort service but I was worried that they would send me a girl that I didn’t want. Then one day I found backpage.com, I picked the girl I wanted and from then on I’ve been happy with life ever since

[Infovore]

@Yakuza

I been knowing about internet escorts, its just that I could not find any in Arkansas. Other states, especially Nevada, were the only ones who I knew had them. I wanted 2 try an escort service but I was worried that they would send me a girl that I didn’t want.

You can return them if you keep the receipt, you know. Just make sure you save the packaging.

[Azeotrope]

My home phone number is 1 digit away from that of a local escort service, so I get some… interesting wrong numbers in the middle of the night.

Gotta say, Yak sounds pretty much par for the course.

[Wheelz]

@Yakuza

I wanted 2 try an escort service but I was worried that they would send me a girl that I didn’t want. Then one day I found backpage.com, I picked the girl I wanted and from then on I’ve been happy with life ever since

“Thanks, Yakuza! And he’s just one of our many satisfied customers! If your job is too crappy to get a free girl, check out backpage.com! We’ll send you the girl you want, guaranteed! Nothing under a 7 or your money back! Backpage.com – Be happy with life!”

[Voyager]

@Yakuza

Yes, we do want a girl who looks good but not all of us bad luck guys expect the girl 2 be super fine like a internet model.

Internet model? On the Internet, nobody knows if you are a dog.

Many women (and men too) are going to be more interested in someone with prospects. Living in a basement and blowing your money on “escorts” is clearly not cutting it. The recent spate of movies on losers who get hot chicks are fiction. Save your money, get a better job, and move someplace you can be proud of and you’ll do a lot better.

[fjs1fs]

@madmonk28

In your quest to find the right woman, might I suggest that you stop typing 2 for the word to?

I doubt that typing “2” instead of “two” is even in the Top 10 list of his biggest obstacles to finding the right woman.

Seriously, is it that much of a problem? Iit’s quite obvious that “2” means “to,” so can all of you wannabe internet editors ease up on this silly criticism? It’s not an essay writing contest, it is a message board.

As far as Yakuza is concerned, I’m still not sure if this is all a joke that he’s pulling on everyone. I actually find his comments very funny, and I think at some point he may “come out” and explain that he’s been fooling all this time.

[FinnAgain]

@fjs1fs

It’s not an essay writing contest, it is a message board.

A message board where basic grammatical competence and an absence of leet speak are pretty much required. If you don’t understand that, you probably don’t belong on the Dope.

[fjs1fs]

@FinnAgain

A message board where basic grammatical competence and an absence of leet speak are pretty much required. If you don’t understand that, you probably don’t belong on the Dope.

Now you’re gonna kick me off the Dope? LOL

[Ellen_Cherry]

Hugs not drugs!