My Standards Are Not Too High For Girls

For some of us, they cost the same.

If you can’t comprehend the difference between “you probably don’t belong here” and “I’m kicking you out” and/or if you use the word “LOL”, well…

Now now, no infighting!

Back to the OP- while I’m pretty sure he’s a bridge dweller, I also think he’s somehow channelling one of my ex-boyfriends. A man so lazy and deluded that he only read the first two chapters of “The Celestine Prophecy” and deduced from that that the universe would provide.

He spent the next 10 years living in a shed on the back of his parents property, smoking pot, watching TV and waiting for a supermodel/heiress/lawyer to come knocking on his door. As far as I know he’s still there… Is that you, Steve?

Ellen Cherry, cut the dude some slack! Can’t u see that Mr. Yakuza’s unconventional contributions 2 this board have attracted great interest here, judging by the length and on-goingness of his several threads? (Especially the one about escorts, right up there (well, almost) with Polar Bear!) Mr. Yakuza is fast becoming a favorite character here. Just as Alfred P. Doolittle became famously sought-after 4 his philosophies[sup]*[/sup], likewise we breathlessly await each new nugget of Mr. Yakuza’s life wisdom. He is unlike the rest of us highbrow well-bred elite here, an independent and free-thinking spirit, and his lessons 4 us all are clearly being received with interest. And 4 this u now tell him 2 put a cork in it?

[sub]( * For you young’uns here, Alfred P. Doolittle was Eliza’s father in My Fair Lady. )[/sub]

If so, it just goes 2 make this board all the more homogeneous and boring, just like when u mods axed Diogenes the Cynic. Remember all the flak over that, because obnoxious as he was, he was an interesting character. Same here. And furthermore, u would only prove 2 Mr. Yakuza 1nce again that all females will reject him every time.

And BTW, he did post a comment yesterday in Infovore’s thread, the one about that Cracked article:

If you are happy with life, why do you feel the need to keep starting threads on here where you are met with almost universal derision?

I know if I was delighted with life and I knew of a forum where everyone was nasty to me every single time I started a thread, I’d not really see the appeal of keeping coming back for more scorn.

Oh, BTW Mr. Yakuza, about Polar Bear, who I mentioned just above . . . Have u seen his thread, about how he get his ladies?

It’s here: Ask the IceBear

U really should read it, if u haven’t already. It will definitely give u a glimpse of a better life that u can aspire 2 and look forward 2 having 4 yourself, once u start moving up in management and u have more money. (U have 2 go 2 Germany for that, though. They just don’t have that in Arkansas.)

Check it out!

Because his contributions are so intellectually stimulating and thought-and-discussion-provoking. Do you not agree that he offers us a unique outlook and point-of-view? See my remarks just 3 posts above. ETA: If you had such comments to offer, wouldn’t you be enthusiastic to come here and share with us?

ETA: Mr. Yakuza, ignore the scorn-mongers! Tell us more about your life! Do you get much shit from the police? How many encounters do you have with your escorts per month for that $400 you spend? Do you use protection?

Sorry, I guess I should explain. LOL is an abbreviation for “Laughing Out Loud,” which indicated that I was joking that you were “kicking me out.” Hopefully you get that. Since you so obviously “belong” on The Dope, I was assuming that you’d comprehend, but perhaps I overestimated you.

No. You may have been thinking that, but that isn’t what’s indicated. The semiotic value of laughter is not, in fact, necessarily an indicator that someone is being facetious. Within the construction you used, the indication would actually be “[Thing you said], I find that laughable.”

Now, you could’ve avoided the sloppiness in your verbiage by writing like an adult. Ya know, like people are expected to do on the Dope. Unless of course you feel like writing like the OP, whose near universally negative reception you still have yet to grok.

Senegoid… Not sure if you were being serious or not, but your response to Ellen Cherry was vastly amusing. Please keep up your contributions to this thread, oh kindly sir! :smiley:

Oh, and BTW, a quick search shows that he has posted in 4 other threads 2, besides his own, and besides the 1 by Infovore that I mentioned earlier. 2 of those threads, judging by their titles, look like religious stuff.

Waxwinged: And I meant it too! Yakuza’s thought are pure gold! Scintillating sparkles of electric feral philosophy in the darkness! I wish I had known of his street-wise life skills 35 years ago, that I might have followed in some of his choices myself! Does this dude have Buddha-nature?

*Well, we may lose and we may win,
But we’ll never be here again.
So open up, I’m climbing in.
And take it easy!

Take it easy, take it easy.
Don’t let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy!
Come on baby! Don’t say maybe!
I’ve gotta know if your sweet love
Is gonna saaaaaaaaaaave me!*
– “Take It Easy”, The Eagles

Well, the whole “free girl” thing isn’t exactly a turn on.

Seriously, you don’t exactly strike me as Prince Charming. And that has fuck-all to do with your income level.
As for him just yanking our chains, I can believe he’s for real – ever read Encylopedia Dramatica sometime? This guy would merit a stub, I’m thinking.

You’re assuming ratings of attractiveness are normally distributed, e.g. that 7s through 10s occur as often as 1s through 4s.

Because I once thought that dealing with escorts was sinful and now through my meditation, devoted spiritual practices, and life experiences, I realize its not a sin or evil to have an escort. If my mind was unlocked 2 this truth, maybe I can help other people’s minds be unlocked as well

Of course attractiveness is normally distributed! That’s the whole point of a 10-point scale - it’s a relative judgment. It’s a guarantee that there are just as many people in the top 20% of attractiveness (which we can call 9s and 10s) as there are in the bottom 20% of attractiveness (which we’ll call 1s and 2s). And to boot, the post you quoted was actually speaking in terms of percentages rather than the 10-point scale, but the argument stands.

Why wouldn’t it follow a bell curve? 1s, out there frightening babies, should be about as rare as 10s who make people walk into lampposts.

And God said, let there be hookers and there were hookers.
And God saw the hookers, that it was good, and God divided the hookers from the free girls.

This shit is making my brain hurt. I don’t like Yakuza’s writing style much either, he writes like txt-addict. I’m not thrilled about his written descriptions of women, either.

Then again …I am involved with a man who appreciates my intelligence and my sexuality, and likes cats!

Yakuza may have a dream of a better world, where a simple zen like approach to life and
sex, could thrive and benefit the masses.
Stigma surrounding sex addiction, and prostitution could be removed, to make the simple trade a respectable one.
People could decide that living off the grid, is a fun and exciting way to go.
Wilderness lifestyles may emerge as a first rate choice, growing in popularity with more and more people taking the “Yakuza plunge” to choose fun and enjoyment in life, over boring responsibility.

Aware, humble, and honest realizations concerning the human condition, and it’s mediocrity, immaturity, shallowness, and flawed reasoning, could help bring about more self acceptance, and eventually lead to a better state of mental health in the masses.
Pride in humble lifestyles, and winning at video games, could possibly help ease the depression in many humans -afflicted by illuminati’s influences and control.
Giving up on expectations, and efforts to improve one’s life, may end the stress and demands of running in the competitive rat race, so as to focus more attention on games and sex.
The relaxing and having fun part could begin, without fear of being called a bum.
The term bum, could come to mean- someone involved in a lovely and relaxing lifestyle- a compliment instead of an insult.
Socially acceptable prostitution, could help form more predicable, and less complicated, business first relationships between men and women; to rival any current ideals in place, prioritizing love, trust, and fleeting romance.
The Yakuza method, could become very popular, and Yakuza could be looked upon as more of a role model and guru, before he gets into politics, or at least gets his own talk show.

That would nearly be sensible, if everyone on here had said that paying for prostitutes was sinful or evil.
But no.
No one has said that.

From what I can see, no one is telling you off because they think you are evil or a sinner. Are you somehow seeing it differently?