My Valentine has four legs.

Since I don’t have an SO, I won’t have someone for Valentine’s Day. So, I found the perfect Valentine:

My cat, Buffy. Why not? She’s sweet, cute, cuddly, very pretty with bright orange fur, and she loves me no matter what. She sleeps on my chair every night, and wakes me up the morning by throwing herself at my door and climbing to the top. Buffy is nuts, but I love her.
Plus, I don’t have to buy anything for her. Just grab a scrap of paper, wad it into a ball and toss it!

What about you?

I wish wadded-up paper worked for fizzy, but I suspect I’ll have to borrow someone’s romantic bone (HEY NOW, NO JOKES!) and figure something out.

[sub]Futile parenthetical notation on this board…[/sub]

My brain must be asleep. I just missed the most obvious joke.

Guin’s valentine is her pussy, and it’s been buffed;)

Must…resist… will strong, body weak…

Um, it seems as if ryan_liam would love to be your valentine…

d&r

H’uh? What?

I think essvee was referring to this.

Quiet, you. I’d hate to make fizzes a widow before she’s a bride. :stuck_out_tongue:

Joey-ah. I see.

Guin, you do that and I’ve got her promise that she’ll sick Ryan on you:D

BLAH!!! You are truly, truly EVIL!!!

Well, it only took you eight thousand, five hundred seventy-five posts to realize it;)

I wonder how many more before you realize something else about me …

::Wanders off humming “it’s a small world after all”::