Mystery Mafia -- Sign-up Thread

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@LightFoot

Umm I don’t see a sig line?

look up her skirt. It’s there…

[SisterCoyote]

You know, I don’t usually recommend making assumptions based on people’s user names, but if you can’t figure out the s part of a/s/l based on my user name you’ve been spending too much time with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

That said, I’m far enough to the West of the U.S. to be on Pacific time, though I cannot in fact see or get to the ocean in a reasonable amount of time.

[gnarlycharlie]

in the words of peeker, i be a penis possessor.

my time is GMT+8, exactly opposite EDT. i’m usually the only one in this time zone.

@Astral_Rejection

I’m excited! In past games I’ve voted for someone who was already dead, and forgotten the name of my own team. To top those, I’m gonna have to do something spectacular this game.

yeah, but that got ME lynched not you. :mad:

@peekercpa

don’t believe you. only visual confirmation can confirm such outlandish assertions. maybe like a copy of the nyt or something like that. or maybe a picture of times square. maybe the grand banks at sunset. tappng into a maple for the syrup would be sufficient. or just a drive through upstate new york. maybe even a snapshot of mickey.

of course a pitcture of your tatas would work as well.

agreed!

@Inner_Stickler

If you’ll cast your eye back up to post #326 you’ll see that Gadarene has decided to plan for a game thread sometime tomorrow.

@peekercpa

fucking dick. i’ve been searching for post #623 for about 10 minutes. quit fucking with me.

peek, you liar!

@Idle_Thoughts

Haha, no, I was just joking. Here I thought it would have been obvious since there wasn’t any post number of that nature (that IS pointed out). I guess I should have added more smileys.

i don’t believe you.

Vote Idle Minds

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@gnarlycharlie

i be a penis possessor.

Whose penis is it?

[gnarlycharlie]

@special_ed

Whose penis is it?

peeker’s. i thought he was scummy.

[Gadarene]

@Hirka_T_Bawa

Will we know if we actually performed an action on Night 0? (since you said only some will actually do anything)

This will be addressed in the OP, which I’m putting together now.

[Normal_Phase]

I am in EDT, and female.

[Drain_Bead]

3 minutes to get the OP up before I have to go AFK for about four and a half hours. AAARGH.

[Scuba_Ben]

Don’t worry Drain Bead, I promise not to vote you as soon as the game starts.

I’ll wait until you’re right about to come back.

[Normal_Phase]

I am re-thinking my participation; I am not having a good time of it with mafia games lately. Pizza, you sure you don’t want in?

[Gadarene]

@Normal_Phase

I am re-thinking my participation; I am not having a good time of it with mafia games lately. Pizza, you sure you don’t want in?

I totally understand. If Pizza doesn’t want in, I can find another sub for you if you want.

[Gadarene]

Thread’s open, by the way!

[Suburban_Plankton]

@Gadarene

Thread’s open, by the way!

Linky

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=620680

[Gadarene]

Might need a sub or two coming up, so anyone interested in subbing, let me know!

[Gadarene]

We probably need a sub, if anyone is interested.

[lilflower]

@Normal_Phase

unvote
vote: brewha

If both are scummy and one is saying not to lynch the other, maybe we should be lynching the other. I don’t know, I’m too fried to think. Sanga could be scum and just trying to argue what he thinks is the townie thing; he could be townie and really believe that. Either one could be a third party. I don’t know. All I know is pulling posts is not working for me today; it’s like pulling teeth.

Does anyone know where Episkey’s cop claim is? I can’t find it.
Did NAF respond to the scum claim at all? I can’t find that either.

@Normal_Phase

Ok the serious response: brewha is scummier than sangaman by far IMO. Sangaman is plausibly scummy, but I wouldn’t be all that surprised if he flips town. Brewha, I would be. The post I originally voted on, this bizarre and desperate seeming attack on ATPG, the late vote for Inner, they all say scum to me. If it weren’t for his having been poisoned I would have voted him off the bat today. And, there are plenty of votes on sangaman. I’m not really convinced that brewha should be lynched, under the circumstances, but at the moment my opinion seems hardly likely to matter, regardless.

The response much more in the spirit of the post itself: because the scenario I mentioned in that post occurred to me and I was in a flippant sort of mood at the time.

But again, you are dismissing your vote and saying your opinion hardly seems to matter. Why doesn’t it matter? What difference does the timing of your vote have on whether or not **brewha **is poisoned? He’s been poisoned all Day. And if you are not convinced **brewha **should be lynched, why are you voting for him?

In the first post above, you made it sound like both were equally scummy. So are you now saying they are not? If so, what changed your mind?

By the way, did the board just go down for anyone else?

[Hoopy_Frood]

Urp. Should probably put this in the discussion thread instead. Ignore this edit.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I saw it.